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¡¡ Soy Pipero !!


Soy Pipero, and proud of it. I enjoy squatting one of the many Socio season tickets as my father before me. My grandpa was the first socio in the family. He never jeered the team nor booed our players, He liked to get down to the trenches with the wind and grind of the fan base and scream his lungs out. I personally think that behavior is beneath us, madridistas of high standard, and more in line with the low life populace that invades our stadium seats. They bother us with the constant hustle of clapping, singing and cheering. At that point I have to put on my true madridista hat inherited from dad and scorn them.
Who in the hell do they think they are? I don't like to be disturbed when a boo the players while consuming the precious toasted seed of the sunflower plant, by the bushel, that Van Gogh got it right, a visionary he was. There is nothing i despise more than having a pair of young people cheering on Benzema when he misses a goal, a proper madridista such as me and my fellows from the piperos guild would never do it. I let them know right away that they are too loud, that they are disturbing that fine Cohiba™ I am smoking and also, that I have read in Marca and AS that morning how a crappy player Benzema is, therefore we must dully fulfill the wishes of that pundit, who I don't know, whose qualifications I am unaware of, but, hey, hey, hey, if he writes for Relaño, that holly man, then he must know something. Hence, I give Benzema a piece of my mind, or I give it to CR7, or to whomsoever Relaño says, because after me, he is the wisest madridista in Spain and I, his faithful proselyte.
I also boo Morata, and make no distinctions between players. Don't matter to me I been booing Florentino, Mourinho, Ancelotti for a year for not giving playing time to the kid, if he doesn't score at his first try, I whistle, I insult him, because I know about this more than anybody, regardless the fact that I could not tell a football apart from a dishwasher. I protested and moaned for years to bring more Ejpañoles to the team, did not matter to me they were crap, decent or good, I wanted Spanish passports dressing those immaculate whites. Now that I have them I am not happy with their performance, god forbid Isco missed a pass the other day, this can't be tolerated.
I also hated Mou, he had no señorio, he complained too much and played counterattack when I want us to play tikitaka. -As an incise, I confess we are attempting to play tikikaka now, and I have observed that I don't like it, but that is just me and my consistent line of thinking-. We don't talk about the referees and we like more to cheer Ronaldinho scoring a hat-trick against us than a heel pass from Bale. That is señorio. Of course if we get humped by the ref, I am the first one to complain at the bar, congruency is a subject alien to me.
I could go on with my story and the manual of the good pipero, but I have to go to Ventas to the Bullfights where I will boo all the fighters from my abono seat at the tendido 7. On the way I will stop at church and light a candle so God keeps Relaño and Carpio healthy for years to come.

Remember Madridistas

¡¡HASTA EL FINAL PIPAS CON SAL !!

¡¡ VIVA VALDANOOOOO !!

¡¡ RAÚL SELECCIÓN !!

P.S. I left the stadium 30 minutes before end time as usual , you know, to avoid traffic, and they score 4 goals in that time. Youse can see why I am within my rights to boo them?