Well, what on earth is wrong with Manuel (or is he Manolo--suspicious!) Preciado? Was he drunk after the Real Madrid-Sporting Gijón match, when he grabbed his genitals and fired a bottle at Real Madrid's team bus? Or was he acting out of some primal instinct to protect his family, because Mourinho must have slept with his wife? Or is he actually just a crazy homeless man posing as Sporting Gijón manager?