Welcome to Real Madrid CF: Cine Galáctico, our segment here on Managing Madrid where we try to bring you a funny, or somehow Real Madrid-related video every night (well, at least as much as possible). So sit back, put on your 3D glasses and enjoy! (You know what? Screw it. I'm tired of this joke. I'll make another one tomorrow.)
In this episode of Real Madrid CF: Cine Galáctico, Kaká, Cristiano Ronaldo, Xabi Alonso, and Karim Benzema voice a whispered plea to be freed from their horrible kidnapper (José Mourinho), who imprisoned them on a rooftop. The guys clearly haven't eaten for days, as Kaká reminds us, and Cristiano Ronaldo's clearly malnourished frame is a testament to this terrible treatment. Karim Benzema can't stop weeping.
Alright, fine, they aren't actually kidnapped. But it's still a funny satire (only if you don't speak Portuguese, though). This video was brought to you via Twitter (for the first time), from our friend Amira (@amira1215). As always, if you have a video that you'd like us to feature, drop us a line on Twitter, Facebook, or at managingmadrid(at)gmail(dot)com. Hala Madrid!