Match Thread: Real Madrid vs AC Milan

Today is the day of the most important trophy opportunity of the year: the Trofeo Santiago Bernabeu, which Real Madrid has won 27 out of 38 times. So important that I personally forgot it was taking place until a few days ago, but I digress.

We have five FIVE (five!!) goalkeepers on the squad list, and still no signing(s) to try to cover for Ronaldo, but who’s counting? We definitely have a master plan going on here and it consists of confusing the absolute hell out of everyone. Don’t try to figure it out, folks, just enjoy the ride.

I’m going to call it right now: Real Madrid 4-1 Milan. R.D.T with the brace, and who cares who scores the rest. It’s all about R.D.T. right now. Okay, all jokes aside if R.D.T. scores a brace I’ll wear a Barcelona jersey during every Real Madrid game this season, screenshot this.

Enjoy the game everyone, we’ve got serious business coming up very soon. HALA MADRID!