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7 MORE DAYS OF AUGUST

OUR PICTURE QUALITY BUDGET IS BACK!.

Tic Tac emoji journalists have started to run wild adamant statements on Mbappe’s future being tied to the SB. But one thing is true, and it is that turtles do move slow. We’ve finally submitted an official bid for the man of the hour. My source is that this deal has long been wrapped up and we’re delaying things for PSG to find adequate replacement.

SELLING POINT?

What is our selling point/attraction for Mbappe? and i’d like if Mbappe is the last player we ever look to get from PSG. 4 dragful years in the chasing. I think we can give him a heavy ballon d’or push, something PSG can’t/couldn’t do even for Neymar.

COMMENT THREAD OF THE DAY!

I found this to be amusing and appeasing to the mods whilst scavenging the comment sections from the Mod heavens looking for whom to pass judgement on. “Mariano Time” is now a new term coined by a fellow mortal MM user in place of PTO (Paid Time Off). Paid time off is a type of leave you can take from your job, depending on which country you live in.

This was a worthy sacrifice pleasing to the Mods. I hereby esteem thee ‘THE MAGNAMIMUS PONTIUS GOAT RONALDO’ of the 1st order. Well done thou faithful user. This has my approval.

MM USER DAILY INDIGESTION

1. Mariano wants to retire in this club. Refusing to leave.
2. We’ve only gotten 500k worth of top level match performances from Hazard in over 2 years. My estimates.

VALVERDE EXTENSION

Valverde has committed his future to the club over the next 6 years. In the next 6 years, KCM should’ve already been eternally defunct and a relic of a glorious past. Modric & Isco should’ve long left this club along with Ceballos. Hopefully it’ll be Valverde ad 2 other new midfielders. I don’t see the club keeping casemiro and kroos for 6 more years.

ICYMI:

Churros y Tacticas Podcast covers crucial & extensive Madrid related topics. PSG considering selling Mbappe, tic tac journalists are primed. Vinicius wants you to smile.