GOD’S PLAN: 16 October 2022

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(Note: This Daily Thread is Sponsored by Spotify & Drake Memes official sponsor of Europa League Kits and Thursday Night Football)

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“God’s Plan”: Gols Gols Gols

What an El Clasico showing by the Bernabeu Boys and the fans in La Casa Blanca. Although we’ve heard clamoring of the new Barca era all summer, Real Madrid yet again reminded La Liga and world football who the Los Reyes De España y Europa y Todo El Mundo truly are! Clean goals by Fede and Benz capped with a pen by Rodrygo captured a crucial 3 points in our quest to win La Liga.

This message is approved by La Iglesia De Rodrygo Y Latter Day Santos. There is only one GOAT and His Name is Rodrygo and Juninho is his humble prophet.

“Pray the Real Live Forever, Fakes Get Exposed”

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“Everyone Who Doubted Me/ Is Asking For Forgiveness”

Fede Fever (trademarked by yours truly) continues with another inspiring performance by Federico Valverde. It’s taken far too long but it appears that global football is finally seeing the greatness of this Madrid talent.

Quick Interlude From Drake Lyrics to Drake Memes

As many of you probably heard, Drake was not only a kit sponsor for future Europa title contender, but had the audacity to publicly bet against Real Madrid. So we might as well have fun with some memes.

Next Episode: “Trophies...Trophies”