“Yuh...MM tensions definitely rising...t’d up right now...t-time...t-time...tea time, tea time, tea time...” - Aubrey Juninho Graham aka Six God Juni
The Daily Merengue is a place where you can feel free to discuss all things football. Do not be alarmed by the overt RMCF bias. It’s in the name!
Shoutout to the mandem who do a fantastic job, Valyrian Steel, KungFuZizou aka Two Zs, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho!
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“They act like they love this American (i.e. Nike) ish...But really the truth is you scared of the 6...” — Valyrian Steel on “ANOTHER BB MELTDOWN”
Been meaning to do this for a minute but Tchouameni the 6 of our squad has had a season. He’s reminded the world that he is the best young CDM in the world and that he cannot be dropped from the Real Madrid squad. Mad ting how much chat this summer and last season that Tchouameni wasn’t a proper replacement for Casemiro or that Tchou is unhappy and could entertain a move to Liverpool (*cough* Broke Boys *cough*). But two twos, Tchou putting “Bad Bunny” defensive numbers.
My f*cking CDM. Aurelien Tchouameni.pic.twitter.com/3mV4CNbeCB— Managing Madrid (@managingmadrid) October 5, 2023
Real Madrid have won 9 games out of 10 this season. The only match they lost in was also the only match Tchouaméni was on the bench in. pic.twitter.com/5bWFyv2CB1— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) October 5, 2023
How Do You Grade The Tchou Transfer, Thus Far?
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F - (this is the wrong answer)
“Juni loves Rodry so much it seems like he’s bias. But ya’ll don’t know how he lives but that’s cause ya’ll live at the Hyatt” — felipejack on song “Privileged MMers”
So a lot of people are worried about Rodrygo...and I’m here to admit that Rodrygo isn’t scoring, but that does not mean that Rodrygo isn’t active or is anonymous. As detailed by Kiyan below, you’re worrying about the wrong things. Rodrygo is carrying the ball into the box better than anyone else in La Liga. He’s just not clinical right now. Once he starts scoring the goals are going to come at a rapid rate.
Rodrygo’s drip is different. pic.twitter.com/xUxcfmwsl6— Tiberio ⚡️ (@Tiberio_Guzman_) June 24, 2023
“They only giving people plus ones, so Juni never pull up to the MET...You know Juni gotta bring the Champions League set” — NerObutBlanco
Joselu on IG: “I can’t train in peace with this guy.” pic.twitter.com/NSVgf2wn7O— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) October 5, 2023
I love you so much REAL MADRID FOOTBALL CLUB pic.twitter.com/7l2nPH4tbX— Timmy (@timmy_izecson) October 3, 2023