(stares at a grave) Were any of you men in France? Allow a man a cigarette?
“The Somme. Black Woods” — Om Arvind, Gabe, and bozz
The Somme. The Bulge.
“Smoke” - said in unison
so f— close...(lights cigarette)...so close....(exhales). Ahh and there’s a woman...yea...a woman who I love. And I got close...nearly got f— everything!!
(firing squad reloads)
(exhales) i know how it is — get it done boys. In the bleak midwinter...
Welcome to The Peaky Madridstas Edition of The Daily Merengue — a place where you can feel free to discuss all things football. Do not be alarmed by the overt RMCF bias. It’s in the name!
Shoutout to the MM Moderator Company Limited who do a fantastic job, Valyrian Steel, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Judinho Shelby.
“May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” — AllGoodNamesAreGone
“Happy or sad Juni?” (Judinho mutters “sad”) “Well I warn you, it’ll break your heart” — RMBestVini
“Already Broken” — Judinho
“You clearly like the recs, features and life, Juni” — Vaseline
“I don’t like this life” — Judinho
You don’t listen to a word we say...maybe you don’t trust us ” — El Blankano
“It’s almost done. We can walk away from all of this...so easy and so subtle. Such a small change.” — Ezek XI
“He’s making up his mind...” — felipejack
“One thing I have learned is that you and I are opposites but also just the same. We hate people…and they in turn hate us…and fear us. Before the day is over. your heart will be broken just the same as mine...Men like us Juni — will always be alone.” — RonaldoHBITIM
“Y’know some nights when I don’t see the point of carrying on with any of it...only [redacted] can carry me away...”— Judinho
From Birmingham w/ Love
2 days until Jude Bellingham’s Bernabéu debut… ⏳ pic.twitter.com/LcpcM5sieA— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) August 31, 2023
Hola Madridistas!— Jude Bellingham (@BellinghamJude) June 15, 2023
It is the proudest day of my life to join the greatest club in the history of the game. I will give absolutely everything I have to help this team win. Thank you for the amazing welcome. HALA MADRID!!! pic.twitter.com/MVdArVXMQf
Gramophone & Dancing
Another year and another CL draw. Even with our perilous roster situation, we should still qualify for the Round of 16. We will suffer (because RM always suffers) but it is doable. With good coaching, good team commitment, limiting mistakes, and great leadership we can even top the group.
Where Do We Finish in This Group?
This poll is closed
4th — (I’m a secret agent from BB)
Ballad of A Broken Heart
Sept 1 - 23:59
️ Butragueño: “The squad is CLOSED.” pic.twitter.com/iGFPppyq7N— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) August 31, 2023
On this day in 2013, Gareth Bale joined Real Madrid. pic.twitter.com/M8tr1jMjY6— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) August 31, 2023
Now What I’ve ACTUALLY Waited For: Gifs
The Legend of A Kid From Birmingham:
Written With A Broken Heart: